Bite Sized Debate Part 2

          Dave eventually lifted his head up from his hands. "There is no way" he started "There is no f-cken way two people can be this dumb". I sat laughing in the car as he continued, while pointing his finger at me. "You know what?" he said "I bet you're f-cking with me right now. No, I know you're f-cking with me, and it's p-ssing me off". "How am I f-cking with you?" I asked "He said I was right".  "NO HE DIDN"T!" Dave nearly yelled "Nobody is stupid enough to believe that Jewish babies have their wieners bitten off by a rabbi!". "No! no!" I said "Not the wiener, the-" "I KNOW!" said Dave "The point is you're making this whole thing up". "Would you like me to call him back?" I asked "You can talk to him yourself". "No, I don't want to talk to him" Dave said "You're both morons and that's all there is to it." "You're just mad that you're now losing the argument" I laughed. "There is no argument" he said "You can't argue about something that doesn't happen. Further more, how am I now losing?" "Well" I said "As of right now, you, your dad, and Bret, don't think that this happens. Meanwhile, myself, my roommate, a radio host, and at least five different listeners say that it happens. So due to the fact that we outnumber you, you lose the argument". "Shut up"! Just shut up!" Dave said "I'm ending this whole debate right now. I can feel myself getting dumber by the second". "OK" I said "So you admit defeat?" "SHUT UP!" he yelled. I kept laughing until we made it back to his house.